Anonymous asked: You are not the queen of Coney Island
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
sherlockianwho: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT this is whispering shit THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT scared to say things shit fucking pay attention shit I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
geekyandpointless: IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK